Sunday, August 27, 2006

The Unbirthday List

Things I am not getting my husband for his 40th birthday in the middle of September, despite the fact that he has asked for most of them:

1. A new motorcycle (the one he bought last year is just fine, in my opinion)

2. A new BMW automobile (I don't have $40,000 lying around, which I think would buy the one he wants)

3. A hooker

4. Rock star status (if he really wants that one, he'll have to work on it himself)

5. Nicer children (he's stuck with the ones we have--I'm not having any more)

6. A convertible (see explanation for #2, above)

7. Cooking lessons with Julia Child (that would be cool, except that she's dead)

I'm probably going to keep adding to this list, up until the actual day. Happy unbirthday, Gregory!

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